I've found perfect "revenge"?

think of that guy/gal you HATE soooooo much! you work w/ them and or have them in a cl. You are HAPPY whenever they're gone because it's one step closer to firing or failing. this person treats you like crap and talk down to feed his ego. (sorry, thinking of someone as I type this!) Here's the PERFECT revenge. most people wanna do something bad to this guy, slash his tires, paint his car, sugar in tank etc. Mine's better and MUCH longer lasting. instead of vandelism or hurting him, save his life! Seriously, I used to think of good revenge, then I decided saving his life somehow, like pushing him out of the crosswalk from a car or taking a bullet for him will make him feel like sh!t for treating you so badly. It works if you're fine after the incident, but I believe it'll be better if you get hurt in his place. what do you think?